Sabaw Moments

While having dinner at Kenny Rogers. Waitress serves the food.:
Marion: Uhmm... Miss pwedeng papalitan ng ibang part tong chicken?
Waitress: Yes po Sir. Anong part po gusto niyo?
Marion: (serious tone) Thigh part or leg... Basta kahit ano wag lang wings. Kahit ulo ng manok Miss. O kaya adidas.
Me: What?!?!?!
Marion: Eh ayoko ng wings eh...
Me: So kahit ulo ng manok okay sayo basta wag lang wings?!
The waitress and I died with laughter. Mygulay! My boyfriend's a natural comedian! hahaha

Kuripot moment:
I was in charge of dinner last Saturday. So I ordered two viands, two cups of  rice and iced tea for Marion and me. After finishing our food...
Marion: Gutom pa ko. Baby, order ako fries ha para may papapakin tayo. Ako na magbabayad nun.
Me: Uh... fries? Ayaw mo ng cheese sticks? (Cheese sticks is more expensive than french fries)
Marion: Uhmm. Ikaw? Okay lang sayo? More than 200 pesos yun.
Me: What?!? Bat okay lang sakin? Kala ko ba ikaw na magbabayad? Haha
Marion: Ay onga pala. Ako na nga pala.
Me: Ikaw ha. Sumisimple. hahaha! Sakin pa ipapabayad! Cheese sticks naaaa.

Marion gets the menu, opens it, and thinks really really hard.

Marion: Sige final. fries na.
Me: Ayaw mo ba ng cheese sticks baby?
Marion: Deh, mas marami yung fries eh. Ilang sticks din yun. Eh kung cheese sticks ilang piraso lang yun, mabibitin tayo.
Me: Okay. Akin na nga yang menu. Matignan nga ang price. Ikaw talaga may pasabi sabi pa na lugi tayo if I know presyo talaga tinignan mo. Hahaha!
Marion: Hahaha! Wag mo na tignan. Lugi tayo sa cheese sticks. Promise. (Sabay abot sa waiter ng menu. Hahaha!)